Samizdat
Friday, March 25, 2005
  MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
and the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope,
where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!

Vulcanize Society!

Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

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The above is a poem made up entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush.

The quotes have been arranged for aesthetic reasons only by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson but have not been edited in the slightest.
 
Comments:
I had to email this to a few people as I find it very funny. And very scary!
b
 
excellent work. I also passed it on!
 
Great. I have read a lot of poetry that was worse and made less sense. Anyway, I got a laugh out of it. I'm glad other people did too.

It is my hope that everything I post here will be passed on. Some of it I write and I freely give that to anyone who wants it. Other stuff is from other people and is properly acknowledged. All I ask is acknowledgement for the people who wrote the stuff - even if, as in the case of George Bush, it was writen by accident.
 
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